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This post was written one hour prior to my incarceration on 10/9/2008 Enjoy being in my head! Dear me, the day has arriv ed. With a solid m...

- Despite the uninterrupted election of 43 white-male candidates, the first truly viable African-American candidate is being hamstr...

Dear (Irrationally) Concerned Citizens, I, George “MY MIDDLE NAME” Durish, denounce and renounce the actions of ANDREW “Dice” Clay. In ...

Last night the local news ran a jackleg report on a therapist who established a practice to rehabilitate convicted sex offenders…and, almost...

Commander in Chief George W. Bush just vetoed a bill that would have explicitly banned the use of "enhanced" interrogation techniq...

Yesterday, John Coleman, founder of The Weather Channel, threatened to chuck a lawsuit at Al Gore to, and I quote, “finally put some light o...

Never one to avoid the hottest new trends, I figure I’ll impose my two cents upon the New York Times’ curiously vapid, anonymously-resource...

Wouldn’t you know it, interesting shit happened in the world recently! After the relegation of two high-profile political leaders, the Unite...

Hey Bill! Ease it up, buddy. Is it not already enough that most lockstep Democrats idolize you like delusional those-were-the-days Republica...

Every so often (more frequent than not) I find myself ruefully muttering, "I don't think they know what hypocrisy IS." Today, ...

One exhausted parrot-point that my bud Bill O'Reilly perpetually trumpets is that the surge is "working." He frequently cites ...

Oh, Internet. How you make small people seem so big. Earlier today, after reading the user comments on Huffington Post, I slunk away in exas...

The New York Times ran an article today by Michael Powell that prodded through the prosecutorial portfolio of the infallible underdog superh...

I haven’t made it through a single day without the mention of waterboarding and interrogation-related snafus in oh so long. Earlier this wee...

...is exactly what I intend to opine on. Driven by the caprice of the uberhumid Austin, Texas world, and stenciled out of sheer disbelief, I...