Wouldn’t you know it, interesting shit happened in the world recently! After the relegation of two high-profile political leaders, the
Fidel Castro: 5’11” and a trim 210 lbs; retired, retreating to his now full-time resort in the Poconos; purportedly spending retirement thumbing his nose at the U.S. until final breath
Pervez Musharraf: 5’7” and a feisty 173 lbs; party overwhelmingly trumped in a democratic Pakistani election, yet somehow a vindication of Bush’s “strategically” rabid support for him; purportedly making a list and checking it twice
To my left (and everyone’s left), the diplomatically eschewed, cigar-chomping, socialist beard-monger and longtime festering Cuban hemorrhoid – Fidel “We Hardly Knew Ye” Castro. To my right, the perpetually duplicitous and incompetent Pakistani figurehead – General Pervez “The Pak Rat” Musharraf. Both men refuse to shed their trademark fatigues in the wake of their respective departures. The obvious question on my mind: how do we deal with the successors? Stay the course? Cut and run? Generic three-word slogan them to death?
1 comment:
hit and run. this definitely calls for a hit and run. swap the plates and ditch the vehicle at the border. god bless plausible deniability.
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